Thursday, October 5, 2006

Shitty Conversation

So I was talking to Danny tonight, and it was a really shitty conversation, here’s a sample…

Candy~ says:

fine

~Candy~ says:

Leave me to be all bored and crap

~Candy~ says:

I already crapped so I’ll just have to be bored

Hate Me says:

lol i’m gonna cry

~Candy~ says:

I know it’s awesome

Hate Me says:

wow you are bored

~Candy~ says:

see what a fun time u’ll be missing out on

Hate Me says:

yes well i got as big day tomorrow building a fence and i had a short night so…

Hate Me says:

no talking about poo

~Candy~ says:

Fine then, maybe I can work up another crap so I have two things to dotonight

Hate Me says:

bye shitthead

~Candy~ says:

see *grunt* you *grunt* later *grunt* Danny

Hate Me says:

go wipe

~Candy~ says:

Not *grunt* quite *grunt* done

~Candy~ says:

It’s still brewing

Hate Me says:

r u high?

~Candy~ says:

 no just in a Candice mood

Hate Me says:

enough shit i might have to do that befor ei go to sleep now thank you

~Candy~ says:

Just giving you something lovely to dream about

Hate Me says:

Thanks,

~Candy~ says:

I can seeit now “ah there’s Candice and her nice boobs, mmmmm, oh wait, wait a second, what is she doing…. aww nooooo, Candice nooooo, gag gag”

Am I freak, apparently yes yes I am. The things I say past 3 am are not for the faint of heart lol. This little entry is really just a test of wills to see who can really handle me… You think you can handle me, well we shall see…

Posted by Candice in 10:17:41 | Permalink | Comments (7)

Ha Ha Ha

After our wild and crazy antics of last night I just took it super easy today, didn’t even shuffle my way to class, just drove home from Lethbridge and watched some tube, read Catch 22 (for class), and went online, but I did recieve a rather hilarious e-mail that I thought I should share with you.

   “I Understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat sicissors, but there is no freaken way paper can beat rock.  Paper is supposed to magically “wrap around”rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can’t paper suffocate students as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why– BECAUSE PAPER CAN’T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh shit, I’m sorry. I thought that paper would protect you” 

Muahahaha, seriously though think about it, who the hell made up that game?! I like this updated version of rock, paper, scissors and I think that we should seek out the inventor and play our game with them… Who’s with me?

Posted by Candice in 09:54:37 | Permalink | Comments (9)