Danny and I got into it hardcore on msn… Battle of the Sexes… we’ll see who comes out on top….
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
ya i know you are like that, your kinda the version of me if i had a killer rack and a vagina
~Candy~ says:
Exactly so I’m more like the upgrade
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
a rack and a vagina don’t make you an upgrade there sugar tits
~Candy~ says:
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
um there are 2 things you got that i don’t i got 2 things that you don’t too, cock and balls
~Candy~ says:
Vagina trumps cock, giver of life and all that jazz
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
cock creates the life tho
~Candy~ says:
We don’t need the cock though just the sperm. You NEED the uterus
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
~Candy~ says:
ummm no. You need the uterus
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
ummm ya what do you think a test tube baby is
~Candy~ says:
It’s not actually raised in a test tube dummy…look it up
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
well it aint raised in a uterus
~Candy~ says:
Test tube babies are when the egg and sperm are put together outside the uterus then implanted into the uterus
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
uh no, i got an adam’s apple what you got??
~Candy~ says:
http://history1900s.about.com/od/medicaladvancesissues/a/testtubebaby.htm
~Candy~ says:
Breasts…That can actually nourish a child
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
ya and i got cock and balls, that makes 3 things to your 2
~Candy~ says:
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
2 balls, a cock and an adam’s apple and a prostate
~Candy~ says:
Okay well if you wanna go internal…2 breasts, vagina, uterus, ovaries, fallopian tubes
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
vas deferense
~Candy~ says:
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
~Candy~ says:
no I mean women. Plus, hardly anyone believes the male form is more beautiful than the female form
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
~Candy~ says:
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
~Candy~ says:
Or… human…Or really any mammal
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
ummm only if your shallow, and mammals goes more by size and strength
~Candy~ says:
No it doesn’t every mammal has their own distinct reference for what we term beauty
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
ummm usual the alpha male and alpha female rule
~Candy~ says:
That’s just in wolves and lions
~Candy~ says:
Quit being silly. Look it up
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
i aint looking up poo, you look
~Candy~ says:
Well then don’t talk out of your down-graded man ass
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
listen here you sweater puppy carrying fool. men rule women are a close second but not quite thre yet
~Candy~ says:
We just let men think they rule…and you had better watch it or I’ll brain ninja you
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
sticks and stones may break my bones but ninjas are fake, men made them up to confuse women, just like rubex cubes
~Candy~ says:
You show me you solving a rubex cube and I”ll let you have this one
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
i can do it in under 30 mins
~Candy~ says:
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
~Candy~ says:
K well show me and I’ll allow that guys made up Ninjas to confuse women….
But then many women have now mastered the arts and it is no longer confusing, so… once again… you failed
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
do you have a rubex cube>
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
just as many men know the arts as women
~Candy~ says:
that wasn’t the point, *sigh* once again u are lost…typical
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
we shoulda never allowed you to vote, biggest mistake ever, look at the states and their moronic leader all cuz of females
~Candy~ says:
Interesting that the majority of moronic leaders are males…hmmmm
And there were moronic leaders for centuries before females could vote
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
if you women would quit falling for assholes then maybe someone good could lead someone somewhere…not by vote tho
~Candy~ says:
How does that even make sense?
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
well i did a math equation and figured out the exact number of idiots that could get in without vote to be 30 so essential you only have to name 3 that were voted in, see girls aren’t good at math, and if they are, they are a witch and should be burnt at the stake
~Candy~ says:
There you go being all male and perpetuating stereotypes…
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
it’s a fact did you come up with 33 nuhuh
~Candy~ says:
It may be a fact that I am not good at math that by no means makes all women poor at math, you aren’t awesome at grammar, does that mean all men suck at it?.. no
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
umm actually grammar not one of our strengths no not really
~Candy~ says:
It’s not one of your strengths but don’t bring down the entire sex with your faults
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
do you realize how entertaining you are to me, and your just a simple woman lol
~Candy~ says:
I’m glad I’ve amused you by allowing you to believe in our sexes simplicity, but sadly we are the superior sex and it is due to YOUR simplicity that you haven’t yet recognized that, sad really
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:
to quote the great scholars beavis and butt head, it ruled
In closing, It’s time to stop letting men believe they are superior, it’s time to bring to light what was always obvious to half the population (or more). Don’t forget to comment, this is a war, and it’s time to prove the prowess of women in battle.
!! I talked to my friend Grant today, who I get to talk to like twice a year. I went to high school with Grant, and he’s doing so great now. For those of you who have heard of Fringe Fest in Edmonton, Grant will be creating a show for it for next summer!! I can’t wait to see it, he’s so talented and the best friend anyone could ask for. It’s nice especially at this time of year to know that you have great friends and family, and I’m so thankful for having all of them (even if they drive me crazy sometimes lol). So in closing Merry Christmas
