And they say Cats are smart?
Cats are smart? Sometimes I just don’t know, here’s some proof against them:
The other day I was sitting at my computer having a smoke my cat meowing and generally being bothersome as usual all of the sudden she jumps up on to the computer desk right onto my ash tray with a lit cigarette in it, she then jumps off and the smoke has mysteriously disappeared, I frantically search for the smoke when I smell burnt hair. The smoke is attached to the cat I whip into action to remove it from her hair. The cat is fine but she’s been pissed at me for days now for ruining her perfect grooming, which she is obsessed with. Um DUH cat, cigarettes are hot, not a good idea to jump on them. All this in addition to her craziness, falling off tables and running into things. Then again I can’t generalize maybe my cat is mentally retarded… hey at least she’s good looking.
I know lame story but it was freakin HILARIOUS, I’m evil I know, but seriously come on.
ANyways back to me, I get to go to Victoria over reading week for a few days, never been so that should be fun. Going with my mother in law, who I get along with really well so yay!!
Cats are pricks, and yors is evil. She hates me. Fuck did that ever hurt when she got her claw underneath my toenail. New kinda pain right there I tell you. Anyways god luck with that insane stupid prickish cat.
OMG!!!!
This story just made me laugh so hard. Sitting at my desk and laughing my head off- great picture… Thank you for that! Haven’t had such a laugh in a long time.
Cats are crazy- no doubt about that. Mine are too- not such freaks as yours, but still….
Well, now i know to never leave a burning cigarette in the ash tray… man i got smart today….
Maybe i should just tell my cats that they’re not supposed to run into my burning cigarette…. or i could stop smoking….. but…… um…. no… i mean… I would miss the cigarettes and i couldn’t laugh at my cats anymore when they do stupid things…. (one day i want to see such a picture in my home)… Jap… mean, but i want to have fun as well!!!!! (Fur will grow back- don’t worry)…
Dogs rule Cats suck. Anyways I shall start blogging again on Wednesday. Be there or be a mcmaster of lame like Candy. Later.