Sunday, December 10, 2006

Battle of The Sexes

Danny and I got into it hardcore on msn… Battle of the Sexes… we’ll see who comes out on top….

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ya i know you are like that, your kinda the version of me if i had a killer rack and a vagina

~Candy~ says:

Exactly so I’m more like the upgrade

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

a rack and a vagina don’t make you an upgrade there sugar tits

~Candy~ says:

um…ya…they do

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

um there are 2 things you got that i don’t i got 2 things that you don’t too, cock and balls

~Candy~ says:

Vagina trumps cock, giver of life and all that jazz

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

cock creates the life tho

~Candy~ says:

We don’t need the cock though just the sperm. You NEED the uterus

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ummm no just the egg

~Candy~ says:

ummm no. You need the uterus

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ummm ya what do you think a test tube baby is

~Candy~ says:

It’s not actually raised in a test tube dummy…look it up

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

well it aint raised in a uterus

~Candy~ says:

Test tube babies are when the egg and sperm are put together outside the uterus then implanted into the uterus

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

uh no, i got an adam’s apple what you got??

~Candy~ says:

http://history1900s.about.com/od/medicaladvancesissues/a/testtubebaby.htm

~Candy~ says:

Breasts…That can actually nourish a child

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ya and i got cock and balls, that makes 3 things to your 2

~Candy~ says:

Two breasts and a vagina

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

2 balls, a cock and an adam’s apple and a prostate

~Candy~ says:

Okay well if you wanna go internal…2 breasts, vagina, uterus, ovaries, fallopian tubes

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

vas deferense

~Candy~ says:

We win just deal with it

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

by we you mean men right

~Candy~ says:

no I mean women. Plus, hardly anyone believes the male form is more beautiful than the female form

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

beauty isn’t everything

~Candy~ says:

It’s damn important

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

only if your shallow

~Candy~ says:

Or… human…Or really any mammal

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ummm only if your shallow, and mammals goes more by size and strength

~Candy~ says:

No it doesn’t every mammal has their own distinct reference for what we term beauty

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ummm usual the alpha male and alpha female rule

~Candy~ says:

That’s just in wolves and lions

~Candy~ says:

Quit being silly. Look it up

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

i aint looking up poo, you look

~Candy~ says:

Well then don’t talk out of your down-graded man ass

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

listen here you sweater puppy carrying fool. men rule women are a close second but not quite thre yet

~Candy~ says:

We just let men think they rule…and you had better watch it or I’ll brain ninja you

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

sticks and stones may break my bones but ninjas are fake, men made them up to confuse women, just like rubex cubes

~Candy~ says:

You show me you solving a rubex cube and I”ll let you have this one

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

i can do it in under 30 mins

~Candy~ says:

Bullshit

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

nope

~Candy~ says:

K well show me and I’ll allow that guys made up Ninjas to confuse women….

But then many women have now mastered the arts and it is no longer confusing, so… once again… you failed

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

do you have a rubex cube>

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

just as many men know the arts as women

~Candy~ says:

that wasn’t the point, *sigh* once again u are lost…typical

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

we shoulda never allowed you to vote, biggest mistake ever, look at the states and their moronic leader all cuz of females

~Candy~ says:

Interesting that the majority of moronic leaders are males…hmmmm

And there were moronic leaders for centuries before females could vote

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

if you women would quit falling for assholes then maybe someone good could lead someone somewhere…not by vote tho

name 33

~Candy~ says:

How does that even make sense?

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

well i did a math equation and figured out the exact number of idiots that could get in without vote to be 30 so essential you only have to name 3 that were voted in, see girls aren’t good at math, and if they are, they are a witch and should be burnt at the stake

~Candy~ says:

There you go being all male and perpetuating stereotypes…

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

it’s a fact did you come up with 33 nuhuh

~Candy~ says:

It may be a fact that I am not good at math that by no means makes all women poor at math, you aren’t awesome at grammar, does that mean all men suck at it?.. no

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

umm actually grammar not one of our strengths no not really

~Candy~ says:

It’s not one of your strengths but don’t bring down the entire sex with your faults

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

do you realize how entertaining you are to me, and your just a simple woman lol

~Candy~ says:

I’m glad I’ve amused you by allowing you to believe in our sexes simplicity, but sadly we are the superior sex and it is due to YOUR simplicity that you haven’t yet recognized that, sad really

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

no it wasn’t

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

to quote the great scholars beavis and butt head, it ruled

 

In closing, It’s time to stop letting men believe they are superior, it’s time to bring to light what was always obvious to half the population (or more). Don’t forget to comment, this is a war, and it’s time to prove the prowess of women in battle.

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Ho Ho

So the holiday season is upon us… and I”m getting ancy. I can’t wait for the holidays, I’m booked up solid until the 22nd and need the break. I’m soooo looking forward to Christmas with the family, then heading back to Rock City to relax and hit the town for New YearsSmile!! I talked to my friend Grant today, who I get to talk to like twice a year. I went to high school with Grant, and he’s doing so great now. For those of you who have heard of Fringe Fest in Edmonton, Grant will be creating a show for it for next summer!! I can’t wait to see it, he’s so talented and the best friend anyone could ask for. It’s nice especially at this time of year to know that you have great friends and family, and I’m so thankful for having all of them (even if they drive me crazy sometimes lol). So in closing Merry Christmas
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Monday, December 4, 2006

Blah

Sorry i haven’t posted much lately but I’ve been busy. Busy and sick. Yes the dreaded cold has come upon me and scissor kicked me in the head. Runny/stuffy nose (it alternates), bloated head, coughing, sneezing the whole bit. And too top it all off, I’ve been working like crazy, actually I just came off night shift at 7:30 this morning and yippee now I get to go to work at 4 this afternoon, then finals this week. So basically I’m busy, sick and tired. Whiney whiney me I know!! But hey a girl’s got rights, and sometimes, like now, I just need a good hug, or better yet and nice warm blanket someone to cuddle me some hot soup and nothing to do but curl up. Any takers?
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Looking Back

So I finished up my celebrity list and remembered that about about 6 years ago my friends and I had exactly the same little craze, we all wrote up lists and put them into our diaries ( I know lame, just pretend I said journal). I still have a few of my “journals” while I couldn’t find my old celeb list I did find some hilarious entries. It’s too funny to look back at my self back then, I wonder if I met my 16 year old self now, would I even like me? Boys, school, self centered, okay I guess things haven’t changed much lol, but hopefully they have changed a bit, here’s a little glimpse into teen Candice for ya, straight from the diary (oops I meant journal) pages:

July 16, 2001

Alot has happened since I last wrote, Alex (my first “real” boyfriend), is pretty much totally out of my life! Yes! and life is constantly changing, it’s strange really… but I like it. I am still having strange dreams… but whatever. me and Chad has another flingy thing, I don’t know what to do with him. It happened at my friend Angie’s going-away party. So much little stuff is going on, it’s hard to keep track of it all. Yeah I’m not too sure. My mom moved to Fort Mac for the summer to work becasue we are freakin broke- as usual. Life is slowly getting better. I’m going into Grade 12, it’s fuckin wierd. I can’t wait though, but I’m also so VERY scared. NE way I’ll write later. Love ya bye bye Candy.

 Too funny and too wierd to look back, all the things I thought were so dramatic and life changing seem to be just a little blip on the map now, I don’t even remember my “fling” with Chad, which I know was no more than making out seeing as I had only been with Alex until I started dating Carter. LOL the whole Chad thing is hilarious anyways, why I had the hugest crush on that guy I’ll never figure out. I think I was a bigger drama queen then than I am now. I guess looking back I see I’ve learned to take life more slowly and relax. There’s no point in worrying over little things, most times there’s not much you can do to change it. Well there’s a little glimpse at the Candice of old, I hope the Candice you know has grown up and improved since then, and in some ways retained her zest for life. Feels like I’m saying goodbye to an old friend when I closed the diary, but I’m just putting her away for a while, she’s always waiting.

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Awww Vavvy

So I’ve been coerced into joining the Top Ten Celebrities I Would Sleep with craze, as per Jeremy and Danny so here goes:

1. Ryan Reynolds- funny, sexy and real what more could you ask for?

2. Brad Pitt- mmmmm

3. Heath Ledger- Yum

4. John Travolta- I’ll grease his lightening lol

5. Vin Diesel- Muscles, all that needs to be said

6. Bruce Willis- Steals my heart in every movie

7. Sean Connery- 007 King, and the accent doesn’t hurt

8. Matthew Perry- Hot and funny

9. Mark Whalberg- Sexy with a bad boy edge

10. Adam Sandler- Hilarious

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Thursday, November 23, 2006

One Day…

 Do you ever feel like your life is already all set out for you? That feeling as washed over me lately, not that I’m unhappy with what I see, I’m perfectly content, but that’s just not enough for me. I’m in need of some serious excitement, travel maybe just something different and dramatic. I need to broaden my horizons, too bad the damn pocketbook is stretched to the limits and refuses to budge, much less broaden. I guess I’ll dream my way there, or like millions of other poor saps I’ll hope to win the lottery, ya that’ll work. One day I promise myself and you that I will go to Scotland, and from there travel around Europe. I’d like to see Australia and perhaps Africa and South America. I want to be a citizen of the world….hmmm… maybe one day.

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Monday, November 20, 2006

Done and Done

Well my paper is officially finished, 4000 words on reconciliation handed in and I wash my hands of it. I think it is pretty good, I’m expecting a B-ish mark. Now all I have left is working till christmas, and finals. One more paper and I’ll be free and clear of the worst semester in the history of Candice lol. I gotta thank Danny for checking my paper over for me, as it’s awful hard to find an editor at 4:30 in the morning. So anyways on to happier topics, Carter is coming down for christmas which is surprisingly nice. I didn’t think he would come as he has his christmas stuff to do with his own family, but he succumbed fairly easily. Though I doubt he would have agreed so readily had he known what my family christmas’ are like. Fighting, sharing, talking till the wee hours of the morning, and loud rucus of about 20 people, and that’s not including Christmas eve church and the bevy of neighbors and friends that follow it. I love the chaos of christmas!! Carter is used to a small christmas with his parents and brother, well is he ever in for a surprise, our christmas is days of endless laughter, reminscing, arguments and hugs. He’ll be all familied out before it’s over muahahaha!! Well with me comes my crazy family so I guess if he can handle christmas with us, he can handle anything lol. Anyways I’m rolling on 3 hours of sleep so it’s nap time for me, good-napping to all and to all a good nap!!
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Sunday, November 19, 2006

Peace Wars

The struggle for peace has been invariable throughout time. Wars are waged daily and it seems that as one ends another is just beginning. How can we curb this cycle of death? Political reconciliation seems to be a strong weapon in curtailing this struggle. But where does justice and punishment fit into the reconciliation equation? It is argued that,

 

Punishment of persons charged with crimes against humanity or war crimes cannot provide the route to political reconciliation. That’s because reconciliation involves building or restoring relationships, including those between victims and perpetrators, and punishment does not deal with victims or relationships. Punishment deals only with perpetrators.

For me, this argument is much too rigid. It fails to take into account the victims feelings about punishment, and the necessity to uphold justice, especially in instances of human rights violations and serious war crimes such as genocide. It is clear that punishment and reconciliation are separate and very distinguishable tools, but I do not think we can completely rule out the possibility of punishment aiding in the reconciliation process.

According to the United Nations, “War crimes and crimes against humanity, wherever they are committed, shall be subject to investigation and the persons against whom there is evidence that they have committed such crimes shall be subject to tracing, arrest, trial and, if found guilty, to punishment”.  In the aftermath of war, I think it is more important that ever to uphold human rights, and the right to seek justice for a crime against a person should be upheld, as well as the rights for the perpetrator to a fair trial. In no way am I saying that punishment is key to the success of reconciliation because it is not, but in some cases, especially those when the violation of rights is fairly recent and the violator is still present, punishment, in some form, may be necessary for victims to begin the healing process.

Let’s look, for example, at World War II, Hilter’s Nazi regime and brutal genocide. If Hitler was still alive at the end of the war, I highly doubt apology and reparation would have been enough to satisfy the world. In this case, albeit an extreme one, punishment would have been necessary at the very least for the man who instigated the murder of millions of people.  It is important to look at both punishment and reconciliation separately and then combined in order to get a fuller picture of the tools we have to repair, re-grow, and rejoin nations in an effort not only to sustain peace, but to prevent such atrocious devastations as the wars which divide our global nation into pieces too microscopic to be mended.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Brain Ninja’s

Here’s a little insight into the darker side of relationships and the superiority of the female mind muahaha

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z468B8vV6XU

I LOVE Dane Cook, cheers up my day and the sexiness only adds to the hilarity!! Makes me want to fight just so I can use my Wicked NINJA skills!! Don’t ever forget guys WE ARE BRAIN NINJA’S!!!

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Whirlwind

Well it was a whirlwind of a weekend. Worked Friday, came home did some homework left for Rocky on Saturday, went out with Carter and about 20 of his friends, I was D-D so  that was pretty interesting. We were all making bets on who would fight first but luckily no body did, it was a pretty good night over all, hit two parties after then went home to bed (mmm hmmm). Sunday I got to chillax all day with Carter, then drove home today on the worst roads, till Calgary anyways, there was a car in the ditch like every quarter kilometer and I flew into the other lane, luckily I didn’t hit the ditch. Then got home and went straight to work just got home phew. Now all I have to do this week is write my 4000 word paper, so if anyone has any ideas about the politics of non-violence, lemme know!! Also my house is a disaster so if anyone loves me enough to clean it for me, be my guest lol. OMG oh yeah I saw my dog on the weekend, this chick outside 7-11 had an English Bulldog I think I actually fell in love, seriously!! He was soooo awesome, I can’t wait till I can have one, my life will be complete then!! Well anyways I know this was a lame and random blog but my brain really isn’t up to it right now so enjoy!!

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