Sunday, December 10, 2006

Battle of The Sexes

Danny and I got into it hardcore on msn… Battle of the Sexes… we’ll see who comes out on top….

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ya i know you are like that, your kinda the version of me if i had a killer rack and a vagina

~Candy~ says:

Exactly so I’m more like the upgrade

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

a rack and a vagina don’t make you an upgrade there sugar tits

~Candy~ says:

um…ya…they do

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

um there are 2 things you got that i don’t i got 2 things that you don’t too, cock and balls

~Candy~ says:

Vagina trumps cock, giver of life and all that jazz

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

cock creates the life tho

~Candy~ says:

We don’t need the cock though just the sperm. You NEED the uterus

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ummm no just the egg

~Candy~ says:

ummm no. You need the uterus

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ummm ya what do you think a test tube baby is

~Candy~ says:

It’s not actually raised in a test tube dummy…look it up

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

well it aint raised in a uterus

~Candy~ says:

Test tube babies are when the egg and sperm are put together outside the uterus then implanted into the uterus

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

uh no, i got an adam’s apple what you got??

~Candy~ says:

http://history1900s.about.com/od/medicaladvancesissues/a/testtubebaby.htm

~Candy~ says:

Breasts…That can actually nourish a child

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ya and i got cock and balls, that makes 3 things to your 2

~Candy~ says:

Two breasts and a vagina

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

2 balls, a cock and an adam’s apple and a prostate

~Candy~ says:

Okay well if you wanna go internal…2 breasts, vagina, uterus, ovaries, fallopian tubes

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

vas deferense

~Candy~ says:

We win just deal with it

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

by we you mean men right

~Candy~ says:

no I mean women. Plus, hardly anyone believes the male form is more beautiful than the female form

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

beauty isn’t everything

~Candy~ says:

It’s damn important

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

only if your shallow

~Candy~ says:

Or… human…Or really any mammal

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ummm only if your shallow, and mammals goes more by size and strength

~Candy~ says:

No it doesn’t every mammal has their own distinct reference for what we term beauty

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

ummm usual the alpha male and alpha female rule

~Candy~ says:

That’s just in wolves and lions

~Candy~ says:

Quit being silly. Look it up

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

i aint looking up poo, you look

~Candy~ says:

Well then don’t talk out of your down-graded man ass

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

listen here you sweater puppy carrying fool. men rule women are a close second but not quite thre yet

~Candy~ says:

We just let men think they rule…and you had better watch it or I’ll brain ninja you

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

sticks and stones may break my bones but ninjas are fake, men made them up to confuse women, just like rubex cubes

~Candy~ says:

You show me you solving a rubex cube and I”ll let you have this one

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

i can do it in under 30 mins

~Candy~ says:

Bullshit

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

nope

~Candy~ says:

K well show me and I’ll allow that guys made up Ninjas to confuse women….

But then many women have now mastered the arts and it is no longer confusing, so… once again… you failed

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

do you have a rubex cube>

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

just as many men know the arts as women

~Candy~ says:

that wasn’t the point, *sigh* once again u are lost…typical

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

we shoulda never allowed you to vote, biggest mistake ever, look at the states and their moronic leader all cuz of females

~Candy~ says:

Interesting that the majority of moronic leaders are males…hmmmm

And there were moronic leaders for centuries before females could vote

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

if you women would quit falling for assholes then maybe someone good could lead someone somewhere…not by vote tho

name 33

~Candy~ says:

How does that even make sense?

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

well i did a math equation and figured out the exact number of idiots that could get in without vote to be 30 so essential you only have to name 3 that were voted in, see girls aren’t good at math, and if they are, they are a witch and should be burnt at the stake

~Candy~ says:

There you go being all male and perpetuating stereotypes…

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

it’s a fact did you come up with 33 nuhuh

~Candy~ says:

It may be a fact that I am not good at math that by no means makes all women poor at math, you aren’t awesome at grammar, does that mean all men suck at it?.. no

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

umm actually grammar not one of our strengths no not really

~Candy~ says:

It’s not one of your strengths but don’t bring down the entire sex with your faults

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

do you realize how entertaining you are to me, and your just a simple woman lol

~Candy~ says:

I’m glad I’ve amused you by allowing you to believe in our sexes simplicity, but sadly we are the superior sex and it is due to YOUR simplicity that you haven’t yet recognized that, sad really

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

no it wasn’t

Who puts the Chum in Chumbawamba? says:

to quote the great scholars beavis and butt head, it ruled

 

In closing, It’s time to stop letting men believe they are superior, it’s time to bring to light what was always obvious to half the population (or more). Don’t forget to comment, this is a war, and it’s time to prove the prowess of women in battle.

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